A Sudden Realization
Today happens to be one of my few days off and as such, I'm babysitting my three year old niece. She loves Disney movies, and even at her young age, she can name most disney characters on sight. So, we are watching Bambi, and (since this is the first time that I have seen it in years) I realize something that never dawned on me as a child. Bambi is GAY!

No really. If you think of it, of couse he would be gay his parents named him Bambi for pete's sake! The scene that convinced me was the part where they meet Flower. The flirtations between an openly gay Flower, and a closeted Bambi are blatantly aparent. I.E. "He can call me a flower if he wants to," followed by batting eyelashes, and a look that made me wish I could meet a woman who would look at me the same way.
I know what you are thinking. What about the part where they meet their girlfriends. It was a sham I tell you A SHAM! It wouldn't be the first time that two gay men have heteralsexual relationships to hide their inner gayness. Anyone who has seen Brokeback Mountain would know what I am talking about. And think about it. Bambi's father is the big Deer in the forrest. How would it look to the other animals if his son were gay It's all about keeping up appearances. Finally, the biggest piece of evidence in favor of the Bambi/Flower slash came at the very end. What did flower name his son? That's right... BAMBI, after his long time forbidden love.
Some funny stuff from one of my old blogs
Even thought I owed PCs for several years, I have always considered myself a "Mac Person". I was a PC person out necessity. I couldn't afford a Mac, so I got PCs because that was all I could afford. I thankfully am at a stage in life where I can afford my Mac Ware. Here is a bit of Windows humor from an old blog that I have since abandoned.

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"when you stop learning, you start dying."
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under the starry bridge
the tiny flicker of flame
barely keeps me going
as glossy lips
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of unmentionable things....
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\"The key to creating art is learning as much as you can from those who came before you, and then forgetting it all.\" ~Me
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"I'll get a life when someone demonstrates that it's better than the one I already have."
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\"The key to creating art is learning as much as you can from those who came before you, and then forgetting it all.\" ~Me
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"He who would learn to fly one day must first learn to stand and walk and run and clim and dance; One cannot fly into flying".
- Friedrich Nietzsche
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